Luyện nghe bài hát Who's On First?

Abbott: How do you how do you my ball club Lou?
Costello: Hey, all people gonna be at the game today?
Certainly.
Costello: Ah, this is be a whopper of a game!
Abbott: it should be.
Hey, Abbott
Abbott:
Costello: I understand they made you the manager of this whole great team.
Why not?
Costello: So you the
I'm the manager!
Costello: Well, you know, Id like to know some of the guys on the team so when I meet em on the street or in the ballpark Ill be able to say, Hello, to those people.
Abbott: Why sure Ill introduce you to the boys. They give em names though, Lou.
Costello: Oh I know they give those ball awful funny names.
Abbott: Well, lets see, on the team we have uh Whos on first, Whats on second, I Don't Know is on
Are you the manager?
Yes.
Costello: You know the names?
Abbott: I do.
Then tell me the guys names.
Abbott: I say, Whos on first, on second, I Dont Knows on third and then you
You the manager?
Yes.
Costello: You know the guys
Im telling you their names!
Costello: Well on first?
Yeah.
Costello: Go and tell me.
Who.
The guy on first.
Who.
Costello: The guy first base.
Who.
The guy on first.
Who is on first!
Costello: are you askin me for? Im askin you!
Abbott: Im not you, Im telling you.
Costello: You aint tellin me nothin. Im you, whos on first?
Abbott: it!
Costello: Well go ahead and me.
Who!
Costello: The guy on base.
Thats his name.
Costello: whose name?
Yes.
Costello: Well go ahead and me.
Abbott: Thats the name!
Costello: Thats whose
Yeah!
Costello: go ahead and tell me!
Who is on first.
Costello: are you askin me for? Im askin you, whos on first?
Thats it.
Costello: go ahead and tell me.
Who.
The guy on first.
Abbott: it.
Whats the guys name on first?
Abbott: No, on second.
Costello: Im not you whos on second!
Whos on first.
Costello: Thats what Im askin you! on first?
Abbott: Now a minute. Dontdont change the players.
Costello: Im not changin nobody! I asked you a simple question. the guys name on first base?
Whats the guys name on second base.
Costello: Im not you whos on second!
Abbott: on first.
I dont know.
Abbott: Hes on third. Now were not talking him.
Costello: Look, you got a first
Yes.
Costello: Then tell me the fellas name first.
Who.
Costello: The guy first.
Thats his name.
Costello: WaitWhats the name on first base?
Abbott: What is the name on second base!
Costello: Whos second?
Abbott: Whos first.
Costello: I know.
Abbott: Hes on base.
Costello: Look, when you pay off the first baseman month, who gets the money?
Every dollar of it.
Costello: Yeah. Look, you gotta pay the money to somebody on first base, dont
Yeah.
Costello: he give you a receipt?
Sure.
Costello: How he sign the receipt?
Who.
Costello: The guy you give the money to.
Who.
Costello: The guy you the money to.
Thats how he signs it.
Costello: Thats how who it?
Yes.
Costello: Well go ahead and me!?Abbott: Thats it.
Thats who?
Yeah.
Costello: When you the guy the money, doesnt he have to sign the receipt?
He does!
Costello: how does he sign his name?
Who.
Costello: The guy you the money to.
Thats how he signs it!
Costello: You! just dont give money to someone without having em sign the receipt!
No! Who signs it.
Costello: What are you askin me
Abbott: Now calm down. Im not asking you, I am you. The
Costello: Well go ahead and tell me. the guys name that signs the receipt on first base?
Abbott: Well now wait a minute. What his own receipt.
Costello: Who his own receipt?
No, Who signs his.
Costello: Im askin you, when the guy on first base you a piece of paper
Abbott: Yes, now
he puts his name on it.
Abbott: No, Who puts his on it
How
Abbott: and what puts his on it
Costello: How does the fellas name on first base look to you he signs his name?
Who.
To you.
Abbott: how it does.
How does it look to you?
Who!
To you.
Who!
To you.
Abbott: Who!
When the guy signs his name, how does it look to you?
Abbott: Now how it looks. Who.
Costello: How?
Who.
Costello: Im askin you. Whats the guys name on first you give the money to?
Abbott: Who! all, the mans entitled to it
Who is?
Abbott: Yes. his wife comes down and collects it.
Costello: Whose
Yeah, sure.
Costello: All Im tryin to out is whats the guys name on first base
What is on second base.
Costello: Im not askin you on second.
Abbott: on first.
I dont know.
Hes third...
Costello: base, I know.
Yeah.
Costello: You got a
Sure.
Costello: The left name?
Why.
Costello: I just Id ask you.
Well I just thought Id tell you.
Costello: The left fielders
Why!?
HmmBecause!
Oh, hes centerfield.
Oh
Abbott: Told you all players got
Costello: All Im tryin to figure out is whats the guys in leftfield.
Now, Whats on second.
Costello: Im not askin you on second.
Abbott: on first.
I dont know
Both: base.
You got a pitcher on this team?
Abbott: be a fine team without a pitcher.
Costello: his name?
Tomorrow.
Costello: You dont want to tell me
Abbott: Im you.
Then go ahead.
Tomorrow!?
Costello: time?
Abbott: What what?
Costello: time tomorrow are you gonna tell me whos pitching?
Now listen. Who is not
Costello: Ill break your arm, you say on first! I want to know whats the pitchers name?
Whats on second.
Costello: I know.
Third base!
Costello: You got a
Sure.
Costello: The name?
Today.
Costello: Today. You dont wanna tell me, tomorrow do
Abbott: Im you.
So the catchers name?
Today.
Costello: Today. And pitching.
Now youve got it!
Now Ive got it
Hey!
Costello: All we got is a couple of on the team!
Abbott: Well I cant that.
All right. You know now, Im a good catcher. Now, I get behind the plate and Tomorrows pitching on my team and a heavy hitter gets up.
Yes.
Costello: Now when he gets up, me a good catcher, Im gonna throw the guy out at first base. So the guy bunts the ball. I pick up the ball; Im gonna throw the guy out at first base. So I pick up the ball and throw it to who?
Abbott: Now thats the first thing youve right.
Costello: I dont even know Im talkin about!
Abbott: Well all you have
Costello: Thats all I to do is to throw the ball to first base. Now whos got it?
Abbott: Naturally. Now got it.
Costello: I throw the ball to base, somebodys gotta get the ball! Now whos got it?
Naturally.
Costello:
Naturally.
Costello:
Naturally.
Costello: So I up the ball and I throw it to Naturally.
No, no, no, no
Costello: He gets the ball. gets the ball andNat
Abbott: You throw the to first base.
Then who gets it?
Naturally.
Costello: So I up the ball and I throw it to Naturally.
No!
Costello: Naturally the ball andand
Abbott: You throw the to Who.
Naturally.
Naturally.
Costello: what Im saying!
Youre not saying it
Costello: I said, I the ball to Naturally.
No you dont!
Costello: I throw it to
Naturally.
Costello: what Im saying!
No it isnt.
Costello: I throw the ball to first base, gotta get it.
So Who gets it.
Naturally.
Abbott: it.
Okay. Now I ask you, who gets it?
Naturally.
Costello: as you!
Abbott: Now
I throw the ball to Naturally.
Abbott: You throw the to Who!?Costello: Then who gets it?
Naturally.
Costello: He better get it! So I throw the ball to base.
All right.
Costello: Whoever gets it drops the and the guy runs to second. Now, Who picks up the ball and throws it to What. What throws it to I Dont Know. I Dont Know throws it back to Tomorrow, triple play.
Abbott: be.
Costello: Another guy up and hits a long fly ball to Because.
Yes.
Costello: Why? I know! Hes on third and I dont give a darn!
Abbott: you say?
I said, I dont give a darn!
Abbott: Oh, our shortstop!