Luyện nghe bài hát Word Crimes

Everybody up, woo!
Everyone up!
Hey, hey, hey, uh
Hey, hey, hey

If you write in the proper way
If you don't how to conjugate
Maybe you flunked that
And maybe now you
people mock you online

Okay, now the deal
I'll try to ya
Gonna
You the nomenclature
You'll learn the
Of nouns and
Literacy's mission
And that's why I it's a

Good
To some grammar
Now, did I
Work on that
You should know
It's "less" or "fewer"
Like who were
raised in a sewer

I these word crimes
Like I care less
That you do care
At least a
be a moron
You'd better down
And use the pronoun
Show the world no clown
Everybody up!

Say you got an "I","T"
by apostrophe, "s"
Now does that mean?
You not use "it's" in this case
As a
a contraction
What's a
Well, it's the of a word, or a group of words
By the of a sound or letter

Okay, now here's some
you're always mangling
No "x" in "espresso"
Your danglin'
But I don't want drama
If you wanna
Leave out that Oxford
Just in mind

"be", "see", "are", "you"
Are words, not
Get it
Use spellchecker
You should
Write words using
you're seven
Or your is Prince

I hate these word
You need a
Full time
You mouth-breather
Well, you hire
Some linguist
To you distinguish
What is proper

One I ask of you
Time to your homophones is past due
Learn to diagram a too
say "to whom"
Don't say "to who"
And up when I tell you this
I you never use quotation marks for emphasis
You second grade
I you can tell
If you're doing or doing well
About better out the difference
is not coincidence
And I thought you'd gotten it through your skull
What's figurative and literal
Oh but, now, you said
You couldn't get out of bed
That really makes me want to
Smack a crowbar upside your head

I your e-mail
quite apparent
Your grammar's
incoherent
Saw your post
really fantastic
That was (Oh, psych!)
'Cause you like a spastic

I these Word Crimes
Your is dopey
Think you only
in emoji
Oh, a lost cause
Go back to
Get out of the gene
Try your best to not

Never mind I up
now I give up
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Go away!