Luyện nghe bài hát Word Crimes

Everybody up, woo!
listen up!
Hey, hey, hey, uh
Hey, hey, hey

If you can't in the proper way
If you don't know how to
Maybe you that class
And now you find
people mock you online

Okay, now here's the
try to educate ya
Gonna
You the nomenclature
You'll learn the
Of nouns and
your mission
And why I think it's a

time
To some grammar
Now, did I
on that grammar
You know when
"less" or it's "fewer"
Like who were
raised in a sewer

I hate word crimes
Like I could care
That means you do
At least a
be a moron
You'd better down
And use the pronoun
Show the world you're no
Everybody up!

Say you got an "I","T"
by apostrophe, "s"
Now does that mean?
You would not use "it's" in case
As a
It's a
a contraction?
Well, it's the shortening of a word, or a of words
By the of a sound or letter

Okay, now here's notes
you're always mangling
No "x" in "espresso"
Your participle's
But I don't want drama
If you wanna
out that Oxford comma
Just keep in

"be", "see", "are", "you"
Are words, not
Get it
Use spellchecker
You should
Write words using
you're seven
Or your is Prince

I hate these word
You need a
time proofreader
You dumb
Well, you hire
Some linguist
To help you
What is proper

One I ask of you
Time to learn homophones is past due
Learn to diagram a too
say "to whom"
Don't say "to who"
And listen up I tell you this
I you never use quotation marks for emphasis
You finished grade
I hope you can
If you're doing good or well
About better figure out the
Irony is not
And I thought that you'd gotten it through skull
What's and what's literal
Oh but, just now, you
You literally get out of bed
That really makes me want to
a crowbar upside your stupid head

I read your
It's apparent
Your grammar's
You're
Saw your blog
really fantastic
That was (Oh, psych!)
you write like a spastic

I hate these Word
Your is dopey
Think you only
Write in
Oh, a lost cause
Go to pre-school
Get out of the pool
Try your best to not

mind I give up
Really now I up
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Go away!