Luyện nghe bài hát Ya Mama

Yo man, you be, you know, you gotta be on to die, man
What's up with that? Yo bro-shot, yeah, up bro-shot
Uh, we need some brothers to be, uh, like knowledge
Ay man, why you quit talkin' all the stuff
And do about it? You know what I'm sayin?

Oh, you talking about, kick some, uh,
Yeah, well you do that right now
And some wisdom for the people, up with that? Okay, I got it
(Brothers and sisters)

Ya mom is so fat
(How fat is she?)
Ya mama is so big and fat that she can get
With burritos, but times are rough
I seen her in the back of Bell with handcuffs

The sad
(What?)
Ya smokes crack
(What?)
She got a burning yearning and there's no back
Her knuckles drag down to the where she walk
Spit comes out that mouth when she talk

Naked on a mountain top, on a flizoot
Ridin on a horse drinking out a bizoot
She's got the wings and of an African bat
Her name is Mudbone and on top of all that

Ya mama got a eye with the fish in it
(Ya mama got a glass eye with the in it)
Ya mama got a glass eye with the in it
(Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama)

Ya mama look like she's been in the dryer with some
With the big bust nose dirt out of socks
up the ice-cream truck with a slingshot
She a bag of Cheese Corn and a soda pop

Ya mama root 'n' toot and stole my and my suit
She may have the muscles, but no, not cute
She's not pretty, oh what a pity, got the glass
up with Kool-Aid, just for the kiddies

On a cliff naked, tootin' on a flute
Ridin' on a horse drinkin out a boot
got the teeth and the wings of an African bat
Her middle is Mudbone and on top of all that

Ya got the wooden legs with real feet
(Ya mama got the wooden with real feet)
I said ya got the wooden legs with real feet
(Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama)

out, I'm thinkin about your mother to a funky beat
I went to house, and she licked me on the cheek
I said, "Excuse me, lady, but I remember you at the Palladium

Way in September 'cause you was beatboxin' for Lou Rawls
In some red boxer drawers"
You said ya was pretty and young
But old as dirt and got hair on her tongue

Ya moms, ya moms, she uses
And I saw her a horsey drinking whisky out a boot
She's got the wings and teeth of an bat
Her middle name is Mudbone, and on top of all

Ya got a peg leg with a kickstand
(Ya got a peg leg with a kickstand)
I ya mama's got a peg leg with a kickstand
(Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama)

Aw, ya mom is so fat
(How fat is she?)
We rode up on her back to get some burgers from
And her skates went flat, I got stuck in her butt
thought I was lost but I was caught by the G-strap

Heaven forbid a giant fart would way
that would blow me round the world in a day
We into the drive-in and she didn't have to pay
Because we dressed her up to look just like a

on a mountain top tootin on a flizoot
Ridin' on a horse, drinkin out a bizoot
With the wings and the of an African bat, bat
Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all

Ya got an afro, with a chin strap
(Ya got an afro, with a chin strap)
Ya mama's got an afro, a chin strap
(Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama)

Ya got snake skin teeth
Ya wears coat hangers for earrings , dude she looks like
Ya was making sex threats to Ricky Bell and shit
Ya mama jacked the Kool-aid man for a sip,
Ya mama was walking down on Sunset a 99 cent sign on her back
(You're a sellout)
Ya a sellout nigga, ya mama

Nigga, ya mama did a pop tune
Ya mama's glasses are so
She look into a map and see people at her
Your got an Ouija board on her back

Sidney with EQ and what he be sayin'
His mother be hooked, fishin' with a
And reel at the food section
Tre's mama got Playdough

Ya mother be eatin' daisies Now and Laters and shit
Ya mama's an on the Simpsons and shit
Ya mama's so fat you even see her legs
It looks like she's just gliding across the floor