Luyện nghe bài hát Ya Mama

Yo man, you be, you know, you gotta be on to die, man
What's up with Yo bro-shot, yeah, word up bro-shot
Uh, we need some to be, uh, like droppin' knowledge
Ay man, why don't you quit all the stuff
And do something about it? You know I'm sayin?

Oh, you talking about, kick some, uh,
Yeah, you do that like right now
And some wisdom for the people, what's up that? Okay, I got it
(Brothers and sisters)

Ya mom is so fat
(How fat is she?)
Ya is so big and fat that she can get busy
With twenty-two burritos, but times are
I seen her in the back of Taco with handcuffs

The sad
(What?)
Ya mama crack
(What?)
She got a burning yearning and there's no turning
Her knuckles drag down to the ground she walk
Spit comes out that bitch when she talk

Naked on a mountain top, on a flizoot
Ridin on a drinking whisky out a bizoot
She's got the wings and teeth of an bat
Her name is Mudbone and on top of all that

Ya mama got a glass eye with the in it
(Ya mama got a glass eye the fish in it)
Ya mama got a eye with the fish in it
(Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama)

Ya mama like she's been in the dryer with some rocks
With the big bust nose sucking out of socks
up the ice-cream truck with a slingshot
She grabbed a bag of Corn and a soda pop

Ya mama root 'n' toot and stole my and my suit
She may have the muscles, but no, she's not
She's not pretty, oh what a pity, got the glass
Filled up with Kool-Aid, for the kiddies

On a cliff butt naked, on a flute
on a horse drinkin whisky out a boot
She's got the teeth and the wings of an bat
Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all

Ya mama got the wooden legs with real
(Ya got the wooden legs with real feet)
I said ya mama got the wooden legs real feet
(Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama)

out, I'm thinkin about your mother to a funky beat
I went to your house, and she me on the cheek
I said, "Excuse me, lady, but I remember you at the Palladium

Way back in 'cause you was beatboxin' for Lou Rawls
In bright red boxer drawers"
You said ya was pretty and young
But she's old as dirt and got hair on her

Ya moms, ya moms, she Brut
And I saw her ridin a horsey drinking whisky out a
She's got the and teeth of an African bat
Her name is Mudbone, and on top of all that

Ya mama's got a peg leg with a
(Ya got a peg leg with a kickstand)
I said ya mama's got a peg leg a kickstand
(Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama)

Aw, ya mom is so fat
(How fat is she?)
We rode up on her back to get burgers from Wendy's
And her went flat, I got stuck in her butt crack
They thought I was lost but I was caught by the

Heaven forbid a giant fart give way
'Cause that would blow me the world in a day
We drove into the drive-in and she didn't to pay
we dressed her up to look just like a Chevrolet

Naked on a mountain top on a flizoot
Ridin' on a horse, whisky out a bizoot
With the and the teeth of an African bat, bat
Her middle is Mudbone and on top of all that

Ya got an afro, with a chin strap
(Ya mama's got an afro, with a strap)
Ya mama's got an afro, with a chin
(Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama)

Ya mama got snake skin
Ya mama wears coat hangers for , dude she looks like
Ya mama was making sex threats to Bell and shit
Ya jacked the Kool-aid man for a sip, nigga
Ya mama was walking down on with a 99 cent sign on her back
(You're a sellout)
Ya a sellout nigga, ya mama

Nigga, ya did a pop tune nigga
Ya glasses are so thick
She look a map and see people wavin' at her
Your mother got an Ouija on her back

Sidney with EQ and what he be sayin'
His mother be hooked, fishin' with a
And reel at the food section
Tre's mama got teeth

Ya mother be eatin' daisies like Now and and shit
Ya an extra on the Simpsons and shit
Ya mama's so fat you can't even see her
It just looks like she's just across the floor