1 Is she dope, yep, ass in effect, she walks into the room and all the guys down with strep, thinkin can step, their hands go up with sweat, but she be down with me fetts vette (jets jets), shes a drinka, a lollypop licka, a pistol packing mama got me posed a thinker, she gold the Aztecs or is it the incas she the shot and the shot be cunnilingus she heaven on the x-box playing halo wish that she would my pipes like she wa draino, wish she hotter than a plate of jalapenos, i feel like the kid, that to eat his play dough, you shouldnt 'cause it should be bad for health, one look at her and you be screamin for help or up the police say put me in a cell, i cant resist dish im under emilys spell if you couldnt already tell i every iota, yoda should have told me she was off to south dakota one more yacht bird flew the coop I guess old gordy done screwed the
(Chorus) only thing i love more than herb is the bird but my luck's kinda fucked its a wonder that I flirt but I do and i will 'cause im still just a nerd ever been behind, let me hear ya say w3rd 2 Shes a go getter in a sweater we watched black hawk down her name's heather, no better, didn't want her to go, but I had to let her remember hot weather, there I first met her, ellen was saying we should so get together, miss on dates, girls getting dolled up Outside the yacht club, cant she showed up chick, one fake tit always bitin her lip, walkin with a limp always talkin shit, beggin to kiss you can't resist the lips of an MC Chris we only had a to hump it was rough she was the first one that brought over a tooth she missed home, in the barn was sucking so kentucky was pulling her arm just one that got away keep up to by checkin her LJ on my birthday she me chucks not only does it blow it sucks
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3 Her name was lb, she was an I filled up her like madlibs way average she was just a sad kid so i couldnt but give the girl my address she live in texas like to get up like to tease the boys so she got dressed up like to get in with the truckers at the rest stop she was top and her bod was the best part fan of mine summertime droppin' me a sounded kinda couldnt help but reply in her pool squintin at the sky cell phone rings MC says so talking everyday, flirtin up a storm plans a road trip i say is born and my set on porn, and i think im gonna score I get down on all start scrubbin all the floors then i get all nervous that an is imminent, never have a chance to relax and get at my drive, I sigh, get all shy so we all get all high walk down 5 do a buy some pot, take a seat on the street cute and shes nice and shes hot and shes sweet and she makes the first move 'cause i'm set on I tongue lap her flaps till she snaps and she screams and she just leaves, and im kinda relieved no ODs VDs hearts on my not a stalker just a talker ass tight as a weave once a newbie now a double clicking on me -what?
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