1 Is she dope, yep, ass in effect, she walks into the room and all the guys down with strep, thinkin can step, their hands go up with sweat, but she be with me since fetts vette (jets jets), shes a drinka, a lollypop licka, a pistol packing mama got me like a thinker, she gold the Aztecs or is it the incas she call the shot and the be cunnilingus she heaven sent on the x-box playing wish that she would my pipes like she wa draino, wish she hotter than a plate of jalapenos, i feel like the kid, that wants to eat his dough, you shouldnt it should be bad for your health, one look at her and you be screamin for help or call up the say put me in a cell, i cant resist this dish im under emilys if you couldnt already tell i every iota, yoda should have told me she was off to south dakota one yacht bird flew the coop I guess old gordy done screwed the pooch
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3 Her name was lb, she was an I filled up her spaces like way average she was just a sad kid so i help but give the girl my address she live in texas to get messed up like to tease the so she always got dressed up like to get in fights the truckers at the rest stop she was top and her bod was the best part fan of mine droppin' me a line sounded cute couldnt help but reply chillin in her squintin at the sky cell rings MC says high so were talking everyday, up a storm plans a road i say w3rd is born and my mind's set on porn, and i think im gonna I get down on all start scrubbin all the floors then i get all nervous that an is imminent, have a chance to relax and get intimate at my drive, I sigh, get all shy so we all get all high walk down 5 do a shot buy pot, take a seat on the street shes cute and shes nice and shes hot and sweet and she the first move 'cause i'm set on defeat then I tongue lap her till she snaps and she screams and she just leaves, and im kinda no ODs VDs hearts on my sleeve not a stalker a talker ass tight as a weave once a newbie now a groupie double clicking on me -what?
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