1 Is she dope, yep, ass in effect, she walks into the room and all the guys come down strep, thinkin they can step, their hands go up sweat, but she be down with me since vette (jets jets), shes a drinka, a lollypop licka, a pistol packing mama got me like a thinker, she like the Aztecs or is it the incas she call the and the shot be cunnilingus she sent on the x-box playing halo wish that she clean my pipes like she wa draino, wish she wasnt than a plate of jalapenos, i feel like the kid, wants to eat his play dough, you shouldnt it should be bad for your health, take one at her and you be screamin for help or call up the say put me in a cell, i cant this dish im under emilys spell if you couldnt already tell i love every iota, yoda should have me she was off to south dakota one more yacht bird flew the coop I guess old gordy done the pooch
(Chorus) only thing i love more than herb is the bird but my luck's kinda fucked its a wonder that I flirt but I do and i will 'cause im still just a nerd ever been behind, let me hear ya say w3rd 2 Shes a go getter in a sweater we watched black hawk together her name's heather, there's no better, didn't her to go, but I had to let her remember hot weather, there I first met her, ellen was saying we should so get together, miss going on dates, girls dolled up Outside the yacht club, belive she showed up scholios chick, one tit always her lip, always walkin with a limp always talkin shit, beggin to kiss 'cause you can't the lips of an MC Chris we had a month to hump it was rough she was the one that brought over a tooth brush she missed home, horses in the life was sucking so kentucky was her arm just one bird got away keep up to date by her LJ on my birthday she bought me not does it blow it totally sucks
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3 Her name was lb, she was an I filled up her spaces madlibs way above average she was a sad kid so i couldnt help but the girl my address she live in texas to get messed up like to tease the boys so she got dressed up like to get in fights with the truckers at the rest she was top notch and her bod was the best fan of mine droppin' me a line sounded kinda cute couldnt help but chillin in her pool at the sky cell phone rings MC says so were everyday, flirtin up a storm plans a trip i say w3rd is born and my mind's set on porn, and i think im gonna I get down on all start scrubbin all the floors then i get all nervous an accident is imminent, never have a chance to and get intimate at my drive, I sigh, get all shy so we all get all high walk little 5 do a shot buy some pot, take a seat on the shes cute and shes nice and shes hot and shes and she makes the move 'cause i'm set on defeat then I lap her flaps till she snaps and she screams and she just leaves, and im kinda relieved no ODs VDs hearts on my not a stalker just a talker ass tight as a weave once a newbie now a groupie clicking on me -what?
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